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Foul yourself

Ai Ya! You have foul yourself isn’t it? Is this down to earth West Aussie bore water stain? Seems a little selective. Sexy McHot Buns saw this in Carabooda.

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Mer-merde

By Stu. With that jawline and the crossed eyes, surely it’s Liam Bartlett? South Fremantle.

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Chief Peeking Willie

By Cimbali. Fremantle Markets, well known cornucopia of worsts. Of course it could just be a bison penis hooked onto his belt. A baby bison who had it chopped off on a particularly cold day. I guess. I...

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The unvanished

More than 4 years ago, Vic Demised saw the poor decaying Viking in the Miss Mauds carpark. Seemingly on its way to becoming a vanished worst. But no. He lives. Kudos…I guess. Aren’t the supposed horns...

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Knothole

Virtually perfect The Worst of Perth capture, by Leah. This is how it’s done. Great Eastern Highway. Destination unknown. Looking at Vince’s other artworks, none, NONE reach this fundamental quality....

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Turds on sticks

Skink presents Belmont’s turds on sticks. There needs to be a new scale for public art. Would we be better or worse off if it wasn’t there? A scale out of ten. I say that it is even. The value of this...

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Shippin’ Steel

More art on the move by Dave P. South Fremantle. You can’t see any knothole unfortunately.Well it is pretty bad I guess. But not bad enough to be interesting. Shame. Any likers?

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Busselton Bronze

Well wouldn’t you know, Busso is planning on some boardwalk artistry, and total shock, have opted for – yes, figurative life sized bronzes. And Greg James, the man who was able to drain all life and...

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You can the head out of the dog

Too much Pete F? Not possible. Kwinarnia natch. I love the sinister empty plinths. A perfect worst.

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Boy Without Crab

The King saw this on The Barrio, Fitzgerald Street, (FITZ gerald meaning bastard son of Gerald)  – what appears to be a crabless Boy with Crab by Giovanni Demartino. One assumes the boy’s ringhole is...

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Wheendmills

Orbea is tentatively labelling this Girrawheen Quixote as not worst. It does have something. Which Girrawheen doesn’t. Classic TWOP submission. 

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Chained moments

By Perineum, Mosman Park. What’s with the padlocks and chains? Is anyone seriously going to steal these? You might want to chain the front gate to stop people leaving more of them. I do like the brick...

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Footy Franks

West Perth. By Bento. Does he have the world’s biggest foreskin, or are they selling foot longs in there? Don’t answer that.

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Badgi Beach Ball Babe

Matthew M has been cleaning out his old phone, and found a few classics. In the general vicinity of Badgingarra, but really just nowhere, unless you would describe the whole region as “subsidy...

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Beau-bortion

Ok, what’s going on with this piece of crap? This has been left abandoned for months, some public art that may manage to be an eyesore during and after completion. Are they saving for wine for Alannah...

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Let us Forget

I knew the diggers were short arses, but did they take their own chairs to stand on? Beverley. See you at the Albany dawn service. Bar of the Dog Rock Motel later?

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The sphinx of Dalkeith

Or is it a sheep? Or lion? Dalkeith. By DC.

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Year Zero

Ok, the lawn pizza vomit based colour scheme has gone. Fine. But just how could you actually do anything good with this abortion? If you can’t go the bulldozer option, then what brilliant white? Is...

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Fergus

I’ve often meant to stop and capture Fergus on my way down the Bumpkobahn, but, there’s always the risk of being raped by an agribusiness graduate or similar. Bento braved the cornholing and wake in...

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Victoria Park 90210

Bento points out that Vic Park is totally shitting on Beaufort Street for street art. However more baffling is what on earth has Vic Park got to do with movie making? I could understand if there was a...

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